Some Movies That Are Definitely Shitty

acrophobic pilot
2 min readJan 23, 2021

23 Jan 2069

I happened to watch this movie called, *******, directed by pilot from the year 2025 again.

The film turned out to be a cult classic made on a shoestring budget. Lead role played by the Megastar himself. The film was a hit in the theatres and it has major fan following, even after decades of its release. Not just this, the megastar’s some other movies that were released along with attained cult following in the last decade.

Coming to the movie, I must say the film is the shittiest movie ever made.

The protagonist, (not to be confused with another good-for-nothing movie from 2020), of the film injects a sense of “being straight” into the viewers. To quote the protagonist, “I love that woman" encourages heterogeneity into humanoid minds.(Why not a man will be there for me, or an AI, or a sex doll, or a martian?)

Another quote from the movie which goes like, “There will be a woman waiting for me somewhere in this planet”.

Dude, you have 4 different planets nearby. If you wanna take risk, there are planets galaxies away. I’m gonna take a reference to the holy LoveBook. “My lover will come crossing seven planets, seven asteroid belts, and seven galaxies and seventeen hundred lightyears away”, Pappetan 14:3

The films characters seemed to believe in unproven facts and references to Siva, Jesus cults. The fact that still some human believe in these are a proof of how backwards and blind fans are.

The dog which the makers cast as a “turning point” had a total of 30mins of the 180 minutes of runtime. This is the fourth time the same maker has created a “HPDA”(Humanic Pixie Dream Animal).

The males are strong as strong members of the society which they clearly are not.

There are toxic representation of the Martian Beings and typical 21st century Alien typecasting. For the umpteenth time, aliens are not dumb, pilot. As if he has ever seen an airplane.

To the ones who still follow this kind of movies, get a job. Those who agree do share and follow and clap.

It’s cool to rip off art by the way. Every viewer has the right to watch, enjoy, learn, analyze, discuss and fight with their friends over the differences. It’s totally cool and human to do so.
A point to consider is the time. The inception of the idea must have been in a totally different time. Just because you have LEDs doesn’t mean you can call Edison,(or Tesla) stupid.

Just because you evolved from a fish doesn’t mean you can blow raspberry at it. Just because you live in a world where you have a developed and wider mindset doesn’t mean you can call an older version dumb.
Try that with your dad or mum.

Cheers.

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