Abducted

Kidnapped but sexier.

The alpha dog barked at the space ship that glowed neon in the dark night. The other dog asked, “You hated that cat didn’t you?”

“I did, but, the higher power doesn’t seem so nice either. Hope he gets fish and milk.”, replied the Alpha.

“Good riddance, STFU and sleep.”

The ship soared through the night sky. 223 kept staring at the Cat. It found the cat’s actions intriguing. The cat licked its ass and 223 almost retched.

The message box beeped. 663 and L60 from the 60th ship pinged the 41st ship. The leader, L41 picked up the ping and accepted the call. A thick voice came in. “Ho ih Kram”. Oh hi Mark.

“Your name is Mark?”

“Tahw eht, woh did uoy dnatsrednu…!!”, What the, how did you understand…!!

“Meow?”

“Tel’s llik ti”, whispered 223, Let’s kill it.

“No.”, shushed Mark, “ L60!!! Pussaw? draeH uoy dnuof eht tseb lamina klim ni siht ebolg?”. Wassup? Heard you found the best animal milk in this globe?

“ Sey, hguoht siht gnieb’s klim ekam namuh worg 6ft, siht eno si llams. epoH siht eno sevlos ruo melborp. ruO evarb 663 dnuof tuo siht gnieb. tI saw gnisu a egnarts citengamortcele kcolb … ”, Yes, though this being’s milk make human grow 6ft, this one is small. Hope this one solves our problem. Our brave 663 found out this being. It was using a strange electromagnetic block …

“Blah Blah” mouthed Mark to 223. The speaker kept on transmitting as the cat pointed out of the ship to a distant big building. A factory. The ship went closer. A milk factory.

“Nac ew ekat eht eritne tnalp kcab htiw su, pac?”, Can we take the entire plant back with us, cap?

“Let’s go to the center, there’s an entrance on the roof” said the cat.

A big dark hall filled with large shiny machines. The factory stood alone in the center of a 113 acres of land somewhere far away from the city. A farm, a humongous multi-storied cow shelter, another huge barn with the oxes.

A pond, near to which were horse stables and the staffs of the factory. The milk plant worked on strict time table. The whole plant hibernated at 10pm.

The ship hovered silently over the plant. They reached the middle of the plant. There was an open window. The cat jumped from the ship, silently landing on the roof.

Mark jumped from the ship followed by 223, the cat moved away, fearing a 2D transformation.

But the leader and the follower glided down the ship and went through the window.

The plant. It was posh. Filled with really tall machines, smelling of milk. It was hell for any lactose intolerant.

The cat licked a puddle of milk near one of the machines.

“Sweet”, that cat said, “I hate it. Let’s find the real milk.”
223 looked at the puddle. The leader and the cat moved ahead, but 223 stayed. It stared. The forbidden drink. I must have it.

223 went ahead and put its trunk near the puddle and

SLURP!

“Siht si emos suoires temruog tihs!” said 223 as it slurped the almond flavoured milk. This is some serious gourmet shit!
“223!!”

“Yes sir”

“Unless you want cheese or ice cream, let’s move to the farms?” the cat asked.

“What’s an ice cream?” asked Mark.

“That’s an ice cream” pointed to 223 who slowly glided behind them, holding a ice cream stick with his trunk and slurping.

“WTF!”

223 offered it to Mark.

“We are here on a mission”, said Mark and threw the ice cream away.

223 stared at the fallen ice cream. It melted and made a puddle.

“What all do you know about Earth?”

“Oh we found a user manual for this globe. Here, 223 show it to the cat”

223 raised a big book from behind him. Animal Planet for First Graders.

“I would love to meet the king of the animals, monsieur Lion”, it said, pointing at a picture of lion.

“Ah.” The cat stared at both of them. Are you serious? “The best one you could find. Lucky.” Morons.

They reached the barn of the cows. The cows were all asleep, except some. The moonlight lit the barn in blue.

“I’ll do the talking. You won’t even need to abduct one if you are lucky” the cat leaded the way.

“How?” asked 223.

“I know a cow who knows a cow, she’s lost all her interest in life and has tried to die many times.”

“Listen pussy cat, we are not gonna kill the cow. We want to take one with us back to our planet. ”

“Not your day then”, the cat looked at a cow, who sighed and looked outside at the sky.

They walked the aisle. The beings passed many cows until they reached the last one.

“This is the one.”

Mark nodded at 223. It went ahead to the cow and somehow the cow started to follow 223.

“Interesting” said the cat.

The cow was silent.

“It doesn’t make any noise after midnight”, said the cat

“We don’t want it to talk either”

Mark took the cow inside the ship. 223 stared back at the plant, the cows and the cat.

“I ain’t leaving”

“Will Mark agree?”

“Yes”

“It’s your choice. Either Milky Way the second or a milk plant”

223 went inside to the ship.

Cat licked its paws. It looked around. A cold night. The cat pressed a button on the ear piece hidden on its ear.

“Alpha-two-four, come-in, I’ve found the inter galactic species sending the signals since past 3 years.”

“9th life and you finally found one of them? This calls for a party.” said the receiver.

“It sure does. Pre heat the oven, chop the veggies, I’ll be there in 10.” said the cat smiling at 223.

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Fin.